krifri

22 year old lass from norway, under 160 cm short and above average interested in balloons, blowing bubbles and bubblewrap. I mainly reblog anything that tickles my fancy.
anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
She has a law degree.
She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

(via willardhewitts)

bubblescarf:

latias:

bubblescarf:

contrary to popular belief, i am actually a human in real life who just so happens to like frogs a lot. you see, frogs are incapable of using a computer and formulating coherent sentences in any human language (at least in this time period. who knows what evolution has planned for them.)

that’s exactly the kind of thing a frog pretending to be a human would say

uhhh uhhhhh….income tax, the economy, lily pads- fuck….uh, starbucks

(via willardhewitts)

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze, via willardhewitts)